March 2011
11 posts
Not sure why you're looking in the first place...
But no worries, now you have nothing to go off of. Later
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Aaaaaand done.
Goodbye Fort Wayne, hello Portland.
I’m not coming back. Fuck this place.
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Leave for Portland tonight.
So stoked.
Going to the titty bar.
Fuck opening for work.
How about a blowjob
That’s all I want from you.
I should probably stop drinking so much.
Jk lolz
Leighton: didnt crash on the way home i take it?
Me: I'm actually checking my facebook from hell. Who would have thought that they have facebook down here? They even have a buffet and a giant flat screen tv. We are all playing kinect. Hitler just beat Vlads ass in track and field.
Leighton: oh that's great man could you just save me a seat? i'll be there in no time
Me: lol death just told me he will be around to pick you up at 8 or so.
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Women
They hate you if you are nice to them and love you if you treat them like shit.