March 2011
11 posts
Not sure why you're looking in the first place...
But no worries, now you have nothing to go off of. Later
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Aaaaaand done.
Goodbye Fort Wayne, hello Portland.
I’m not coming back. Fuck this place.
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Leave for Portland tonight.
So stoked.
Going to the titty bar.
Fuck opening for work.
How about a blowjob
That’s all I want from you.
I should probably stop drinking so much.
Jk lolz
Leighton: didnt crash on the way home i take it?
Me: I'm actually checking my facebook from hell. Who would have thought that they have facebook down here? They even have a buffet and a giant flat screen tv. We are all playing kinect. Hitler just beat Vlads ass in track and field.
Leighton: oh that's great man could you just save me a seat? i'll be there in no time
Me: lol death just told me he will be around to pick you up at 8 or so.
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Women
They hate you if you are nice to them and love you if you treat them like shit.
February 2011
112 posts
shejustgetsbored asked: well well well
currently playing hide and seek in the chicago...
Off to Chicago to be boys.
majorlazer:
ambermariecox replied to your post:Is it so much to ask to find someone that you don’t have to fucking try to have them like you or for you to like them?
it sounds like you need a good old fashioned “get drunk with me” session. I hate you and you hate me, so it all works out, no trying, so impressions to be made. lets do this thing bitch.
Too bad you aren’t coming out tomorrow...
Kill me, baby won't you kill me
majorlazer:
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I've burnt all the books on love.
I give up on you.
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I got 3 hours of sleep and got stuck in an...
This has been my life lately.
Honestly, what I want more than anything is to...
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They say this place is a living hell. But who of...
Is it so much to ask to find someone that you...
Apparently
hating my life to the greatest extent possible.
gumbyfuck replied to your post: gumbyfuck replied to your post: I like when…
fuck you. here’s an apple.
lolololol you bitch. Fuck you and that snake.
gumbyfuck replied to your post: I like when people follow me.
FALSE I’ve been following you since the beginning of time
That’s like 6,000 years according to the bible hahaha. I am Adam, you are Eve. Now make me a sandwich.
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I like when people follow me.
Because I know they will soon unfollow after they realize what this blog really is.
Fucking food all over my dash while I'm trying to...
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I hate doing something on the internet that...
Because then that means I have to take one out of my pants.
I want to eat but am holding back because I know I...
scaeriel- replied to your post: I am a fucking psycho
DONT DELETE ME ON FBOOK !!!! haha
lol I kept you
I am a fucking psycho
You are a fucking psycho.
have this open in five tabs →
Iwanttocomeonyourchestpiece
mouthwater replied to your post: mouthwater replied to your post: What the fuck…
She always asks me to hang out. Always. And she never fucking does! I try to avoid her and yet she still comes to talk to me, asks me to hang out, and then nothing. Fucking nothing. I don’t fucking understand.
Women fucking suck. They are lucky the have vaginas to keep me interested.
I hate parkour
I just find it annoying. Just fucking run or walk to a place in a straight line. You don’t look awesome jumping a fence in the process.
mouthwater replied to your post: What the fuck bitch?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M GOING THROUGH. Minus moving.
Add some moving into the mix. It makes it a lot more fun. Fuckin bitches man…… fuckin bitches.
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What the fuck bitch?
Why you always have to be a fucking cunt when I try and be nice and just say I want to hang out as friends and shit? Jesus christ, get down from your fucking pedestal and realize I’m just trying to be nice and trying and spend some time with you before I move. My fucking bad I suppose. Leaving you the fuck alone.
